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MAY 25 — Many years ago, I was a big fan of Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, because I was a lover of wildlife and animals… just like him. I watched his shows on TV, wore khaki shorts (thankfully, I grew out of this phase!), copied his accent and even thought about dating his daughter once she grows up.
Then came the day he died, killed by a stingray while he was shooting an episode of his show. I was sad and I mourned. I watched his funeral service “live” on TV. He was a good man who fought for the preservation of wildlife and the environment. He was also a man who loved his family dearly and they loved him back.
Around the time of his death, I was having lunch with an “infidel” friend of mine… a Chinese guy from Jinjang (you can’t get more “infidel” than that, eh?).
“The Crocodile Hunter was a good man, wasn’t he?” asked “Infidel.”
“I believe so. Good man!” I answered.
“Was he a Muslim?”
“I don’t think so.”
“So he’s going to hell even though he’s a good man?”
Hmm… “Infidel” had a point there. As far as I can remember, I have always been told that only Muslims will go to heaven and non-Muslims go to hell. [Click to read the rest of the article at The Malaysian Insider]
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Goddamn… I’m soooo scared! How stupid do you think Muslims are?
Scaring people into submission
By Zan Azlee
OCT 21 — Just as the body was being lowered into the ground to be buried, dozens of snakes start to crawl out filling up the grave. They pull out the body and the brave ones who are standing around start to chase and clear the snakes away from the grave.
They try again to lower the body into the grave, but again, the snakes appear from everywhere inside, finally stopping the funeral. Apparently, the deceased had been a very bad Muslim during his life and now that he has died, the earth doesn’t want to accept his body. [Click to read the full article at The Malaysian Insider]