FAT BIDIN MEDIA

I got to Mashhad and met up with ARSAMES!!! The most brutal death metal band in Iran! Please check out their MySpace page and listen to their music. Powerful I tell you!

They thought I was a Britney Spears fan and they wanted to beat me up.

Then, I cried out, “Long live Cannibal Corpse!”, and they immediately became friendly!

Their lead vocalist, Hamed Azizi, is a monster! Imagine what he could do to me if I made him angry! Good thing he’s on my side now!

Guy’s… if you’re reading this… thank you for your hospitality. Come to Malaysia and I’ll take you to Batu Caves so you can steal that golden statue! Muahaha!!

Next stop… Damascus, Syria.

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